Ok guys (and gals), I get that you're all punk and shit but its hard for me to enjoy a band when you're next to me and I'm gagging  from the smell. That shit might fly at the Warped Tour but thats because its an all day outdoor event, so you get a pass. You don't, however,  get a pass at clubs. So I thought I'd post a couple tips for you to follow in order to ensure that we all have a pleasant funk free time at shows.

Ok tip #1: Take a shower!! If not right before the show then at least that day, or the night before.

Tip#2: Deodorant is your friend. Don't be shy. Get in there.

Tip#3: I know you wanna wear your fav band tshirt to the show and yeah maybe its dirty. But you've had time to wash it. You knew ahead of time when the show was. Don't pull it out of the hamper and put it on. Especially if its crusty.

Tip#4: If all else fails, spray yourself down with Febreeze.